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18 November 2007 @ 06:45 pm
RANDOM SHIT, STILL~~~  
DOES IT SHOWS THAT I HAVE TONNES OF PRESENTATIONS TO DO, AND KANJIS TO LEARN AND A POSTER TO MAKE?!?!?!? NO?

AND ACTUALLY I'M FREEZING. 8DDDDDDD BUT OH WELL!!!!!!!!!!!! MORE STUPIDITY FROM ME, CAUSE I HAVE OOOOH SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH FREETIME!!! AND WOOT NEW KEYBOARD, (average one, but I just LOVE it when I come to make things like: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS. 8DDD It writes them SO FAST~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! )

SO!

I CLAIMED...

*DUN DUN DUN*


WAIT, WAIT, JUST SO YOU KNOW----------- THERE'LL BE A HELLOFALOT SPOILERS FROM GURREN LAGANN'S SECOND SERIES........!!!!!!!!!!!! SO YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!! DXXXXXXXX

NOW, I CLAIMED.............


OKAY ONE MORE VERY-VERY IMPORTANT THING. THERE ARE NUDITY, AND DISGUSTING DIRTY JOKES...... SRSLY. YAOI, AND HET, AND STUFF! IF IT'S NOT YOUR THING, DON'T CONTINUE READING.


NO, REALLY STOP READING.........!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO F-LOCK THIS.


STOP. RIGHT NOW.


........?


.... okay you are brave. And DON'T complain. okay, right. Right.



So... where was I.......? OH! So:

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN*



SO. XDDD

I CLAIMED, SIMON'S SEXY ASS!!!!!!!!!! IT'S MINE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MWUHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!



OMG I'm such a dork. XD SO, IF YOU WANT A PIECE OF SIMON'S ASS, ASK ME FIRST BITCHES. I WON'T GIVE IT TO ANYONE, MAYBE IF THEY PAY ME EOUGH......

Okay, serious things nao!



Rossiu: *thinks* ...................................... I'd SLAP that..........................................
(( But I think Rossiu has some ideas with that stick in his hands too.)

OKAY OKAY, NOW REALLY, DID YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT IN THIS KIND OF CONDITION I'M IN NOW, THERE WILL BE NORMAL STUFF IN THIS ENTRY?!?!??!?! SRSLY!

What do you think Leeron would be happy if Rossiu slaps his ass?? Hmm, don't think so.......... Cause, sure Rossiu's nice, and cute, and uptight, and commands, and straightforward, and STUFF. BUT STILL UKE, AND LEERON NEEDS A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE---------- KAMINA, OR----- *DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN*

VIRAL~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!

But Viral has other intentions........................ Poor Leeron, there is noone for him. T_______T HE IS THE PROUD HEROINE WHO'LL BE ALONE AT THE END, BUT STILL.......... HAPPY. But I think Ron's so smart, and all he"ll make a ganmen who looks like Kamina, Simon and Viral..... for himself.... to play with. XD


Now, let's see what's happening in Simon's office:


"Rossiu, no more paperwork..."


"I'm sorry Simon san, but now this is your duty to sign them. The government, and the people are counting on you, and we can't let them think you're irresponsible. So continue to sign them or else we'll never finish."


"But Rossiu honey, I will be tired if i have to sign more, and can't  bang you only three times in a row instead of that usual six... Do you want that? Do you?"


"....................................................................... fuck the people. *drags Simon away*"

Well well Rossiu has high demads. But seriously, with SIMON by his side, who wouldn't crave to sex!?

Oh, and by the way. I totally figured out why Rossiu is gay. SRSLY.

So I present the "How did Rossiu turn out gay?" theory. So, at the beginning, when they met him in that village he wasn't really thinking about boys, or girls, or stuff like that, cause he was totally obsessed with his village, and to serve it well. Then, when he chose to be with Kamina and Simon, he had more.............. freetime. 8DDDDDDDDDDD Yeah, and seriously there were KAMINA around him, with his half naked, and sometimes fully naked glory, which pushed Rossiu at that way. Srsly. I would be gay for Kamina too. No, really. XDDD SO. THEN. There was Leeron. No more comment. XD
BUT, the last, and fatal thing was this...:


................. no, Not the fish. No. (( *INSERT INSANE FANGIRLING HERE ABOUT HOW TOTALLY CUTE ROSSIU IS, WITH HIS NOSE, AND AND AND AND WITH HIS ATTITUDE, AND AAAAAALLLLL AAAAAAAAAAWWWWW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*))

So, let's see the next pic.

Still nothing to worry about . Everything is clear, except that totally suspicious fish, which just SCREAMED a bit when they put it on the table.... but OH WELL. XD I SAID DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT FISH.

Now...


BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTFH?! BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASP* DA HELL?!?!!??! NOT JUST NORMAL ONES, BUT TOTALLY FANSERVICE-Y, ROUND, SHAPELY, AND SMEXAY TITS!!!!!!!!!!! THE TOTALLY BUMPED INTO ROSSIU, WHO OH SO PAY ATTENTION TO HIS LOOKS, AND DIGINITY AND AND---------- So this little incident totally ruined his heterosexuality. Yes. *pats little uke Rossiu* But I still love him. T_T

OKAY NOW, MORE GAYNESS TO COME TO SHOW HOW SLUT ROSSIU IS. (( Yes if you started to wonder I JUST LOVE THE GUY. XDDDDDDDD Problem? XD ))




............ after 'that' punch. Seriously, so smexy. I think if that girl wouldn't be there, Simon would've totally had his way with him. He's just so rapeable. T_T;; With his loooooooooooooooong haaaaaaaaaaaair, and and AAAAAAALLLLLL. ...... *gropes*

Okay, time to talk about Simon. Simon the Digger. *ROTFL* THE DIGGER, OMFG THE DIGGER---------- *DIES* Okay okay, actually I personally thought it's a pretty cool name. ^_______^ BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T MAKE A JOKE OUT OF IT NAH??? SO, the digger. Since, Simon is the biggest. slut. ever. The  biggest I say!

It started with Kamina. (I SAID Kamina makes EVERYONE fall or him. Girls, boys, Leerons..)


Kamina: "WTFH SIMON, WE ONLY DID IT SIX TIMES, AND NOT SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST DO A QUICKIE NOW, PREPARE!!!!!!!!
Simon: "A-A-Aniki.........!"

And continued with him too.............


Kamina: "................ we made a record Simon.........!!!!!!!!!"
Simon: *too incoherent for talking*
AND PAY ATTENTION TO THAT SLUT BOOTA. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SERIOUSLY. XD Oh, this was my favourite episode.

So the one who actually made Simon a slut, was Kamina. And now a few proof how much of a gay guy he really was.


((Yes, from the uncensored episode.) NOTE SIMON'S SEXY BACK, WHICH IS MINE. MWUHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA. So. Just... Just look at the pic. Just....... just look at it. watch it, feel it. I don't have anything to say. I don't have to. XDDDDDD


Simon cries, cause he wanted to stick his drill into Kamina too, but he's too much of an uke to do that.......... yet.


And Kamina actually likes women. Look at that serious face!!!  Totally manly!!!!!!! "I want to see what must be seen!!!!" translation: naked women. *nods*

So, Simon totally followed Kamina footsteps and became a better man, in mind, in body, and in technique of course. XDDD He was SOOOO great, even VIRAL had fallen for him! YUP YUP!


Simon: "Viral.... wanna get in?"
Viral: "..... heh. I would say I'm not, but my body is too honest!" *DIES DIES DIES DIES* I DIDN'T MADE THIS UP THIS CONVERSATION TOTALLY HAPPENED IN THE ANIME.


Viral: "I'll be better than than nudie Kamina."


Simon: We'll see about that, girly!


*SEXUAL TENSION ON THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Unf unf baby~!

Soooooooooooooo yes. :3 BUT IN THE END, SIMON IS THE ULTIMATE SEME!!!!


XDDDDDDDDDD EVEN KAMINA ((WHO'S DEAD) CAN'T KEEP HIS HANDS IN HIS POCKETS........!


Rawr, Simon~ rawr~!


Simon: Don't worry aniki you still have a place in my........... wet dreams.
Kamina: Wish I would still have those too, I'd definitely see you in this outfit, it's sexy.

But, really, Simon is SUCH a hero~!!!


Saving princesses. ^_______________________^


And protects them~!!!!!!!!! X33333333333 AAAWWWWWWWWW this part was so sweet, I really really liked it~!!!!!!!! AND OMFG, LOOK AT SIMON. |DDDDDDD HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


More smexay Simon~!!!


And the cutest Nia ever. ^__________^ Even though this smile is bittersweet........... *pats poor girl*

OH, OH AND and!! I totally forgot to talk about Boota, the mole-pig. He is god. No, really, he is. XDDDDDDD Has the GREATEST SPIRAL POWER OF ALL CREATURES. XDDDDDDD And the right to snuggle into Yoko's breasts.................... lucky bastard.


So. Boota.


And Boota again. *-* Mwuhahahaha he rules so much. XD


SO, BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!! NOT ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU, NOT YOU WHO BELIEVES IN ME, BUT YOU WHO BELIEVES IN YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND FIGHT DA POWA~!!!!!!!!


YESSSSSSSSH~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! |DDDDDDDDDD





 
 
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breaking all your laws, one at a time.: GL - LOOK WHO'S SEME NOWaefallen on December 5th, 2007 02:10 pm (UTC)
Hi, there!
Hello there! Apologies for stopping by out of the blue, but I found you off one of the GL communities, and I just wanted to tell you how much I loved this post. It made me grin from ear to ear - you really captured the best of the series. It's CRAZY. I just got into it myself, and seeing this makes me want to keep on watching! *grin* Thank you so much for this, it was really enjoyable! Special love for the Simon/Viral and Kamina/Simon, I love all of them!
Suz: simon thinks you're yummy~suzimi on December 12th, 2007 11:34 am (UTC)
hihii~
X33 I'm glad you liked it!! And watch it!! it PWNS~! *-*

&hearts ~
warwinds_mew: STRESSwarwinds_mew on May 3rd, 2008 06:20 pm (UTC)
.................

EPIC POST IS EPIC!!!!!!!!!!! I totally fell off the chair~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*roflroflrofl*
warwinds_mew: FUCK OFFwarwinds_mew on May 3rd, 2008 06:22 pm (UTC)
unnnf I forgot to ask, so unf... TT_____TT

Where can I get 'the' uncensored version? I can't find it anywhere, and this little fact makes me sad in da pants...X__x
Suz: rossiu IS smexay...suzimi on May 3rd, 2008 08:18 pm (UTC)
XDDDDD ÖRÜLÖK H TETSZETT. XDDDDDDD

Uhh.. még 1232343456456 éve kaptam egy torrentet hozzá. >.o; de ahogy láttam már nem is seedelik. Oo;;

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